Clutch your pearls! You'll get the vapors when you read about how Sam Adams (a fake micro brew) has a new ad which quotes the Declaration of Independence, but ... OMINOUS CHORD ... leaves out the words "their Creator." Ian Tuttle over at The National Review is all in a swoon about this right now:
The barkeep in the new ad, entitled “Independence,” quotes the Declaration as saying, “All men are created equal. They are endowed with certain unalienable rights: life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”
Endowed by whom? The original document reads “endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.”
No God in beer ads? Tyranny, TYRANNY, T-Y-R-A-N-N-Y!