Sarah Palin, speaking as an United States Senator (future tense) announced her eventual (but predictable) resignation, stating that both she and the state would eventually be expending an "insane" amount of time and money to address "frivolous" ethics complaints surely to be filed against her, and that her future decision, to pre-future-resign from pre-future-elected office would be patriotically couched as a decision to "not seek reelection" and just walk away early, and would in no way make her a self-servingly proven fraud ~ past, present, and future tense.
"What if I spring a leak but have to catch a plane and there's a birth that people ask questions about? I am re-pre-indignant! And so should be the voters!"
Jump the Ginger Blancmange to "read all about it" ~ as soon as it's written!
Sorry... Couldn't resist the blancmange reference...
A Scotsman (yay hey Andy!) has WON Wimbledon!
...what would Monty Python have made of Ess Pee.