...and this time, he is running for the St. Petersburg City Council. You all remember this fellow, right? Dr. David McKalip, the right wing nut job brain surgeon that created that Obama-As-A-Witch-Doctor photograph during the debate on the Affordable Care Act. Well, I guess he decided to parley that bellyflop into politics with a run for City Council. Yep, the brain surgeon in need of a brain is actually shilling for votes! And on these courageous platforms!!!! He's fighting a 14% gas tax hike...which no one is pushing. He's going to stop a 14% rail tax...while forgetting that the Rail Project for Florida got killed by Governor Rick "Voldemort" Scott back in 2009. He's fighting for free speech because St. Petersburg is today against free speech...say WHAAAAAAT??? But most importantly, Dr. David McKalip is fighting for our Constitutional rights. Yep, the man who is so absurdly right wing that he makes Ted Cruz look like a tree hugging pot smoker is going to fight to defend the constitution. Don't believe me? Just look at the bells-and-whistles billboard he has sitting right outside his office. But here's the thing, Mr. Brain Surgeon...if you're going to teach us all about the "Constitution" at least learn to frickin spell the word correctly.
From the Tea Party Dictionary of Imaginary Words