If you touch just one person today, it will matter. Especially if they can recognize you in a lineup later.
We are all equal in the eyes of the Creator. Unless you're one of those fucknuggets who actually thinks there's a point to decaf.
There’s a fish that swims up your dickhole, then shoots out spikes and lodges itself to feed off your dickmeat. So don’t tell me God exists.
Alien 1: So do humans mate through psychic entanglement like ourselves?
Alien 2: No.
Alien 1: Elaborate.
Alien 2: You don’t want to know.
Elmer Fudd: I hate that wabbit.One of life’s bigger mysteries is how the fuck Wile E. Coyote afforded all that ACME shit.
Wile E. Coyote: I know how you feel.
Tom: Ever think there’s more to life than chasing shit?
This is your nightly therapy diary. Relax.