Dear Kosnoscenti (aka: The 'kosKoolKidz'),
Got your memo: Obama=Bush, Kerry=Powell
Thanks for clearing it all up for me, and really, I mean that.
It's oh so tough going through life as one of the unenlightened. But nevertheless, sadly, if not for the past , few , days, I'd have remained benighted- operating under the extremely naive, (but I hope you will understand) delusion that President Obama and Secretary of State Kerry were somehow different from their predecessors when it comes to WAR. And of course what I mean is that under their leadership, the supposedly mature, seasoned, and highly informed leadership of these two particular individuals, that we would not engage in any 'Dumb War's.
But what was I thinking? Surely I should have known John Kerry would never allow himself to be outdone by the likes of Colin Powell, when it came time to lie us into a war.
It's not as if Kerry was someone with an actual conscience like Ron Ridenhour. I mean, sure, the young John Kerry came back from Vietnam and said the war was immoral. But did he really mean it? Nope. Afraid not. That John Kerry (if he ever really did exist) is gone- sold out. Yes, literally $old out, because as anyone can clearly see, he really needs the money! And if not literally selling out then, then.... SkullnBonzIlluminatiOpusDei. Believe me. I know. I am now enlightened and well-informed. And it's all thanks to {{{{{{you}}}}}}.
And Barack!? Oh yeah. I also now know that this clever and devious man surely would never miss an opportunity to take advantage of a false flag operation and do the bidding of the M.I.C. and BIG OIL. What? You mean some of you reading this actually believed Assad was dumb enough to deploy Chemical Weapons?! Yeah, I must admit that I too was skeptical at first, but thanks to the KidzTM I now see Assad's earnest and convincing denials for what they really are... the TRUTH! I don't know what the hell I was thinking but somehow, in my childish fantasy a la 'Hope and Change' I completely forgot about that most cunning of weapons: Multi-Dimensional Chess. And multi-dimensional chess ain't just Obama's to practice anymore. Nope. You've truly expanded my thinking into unexplored realms of possibility wherein Assad, alQaeda, and even the evil IDF can all do it too, and no doubt all do it better.
But how could I have possibly known all this? From now on, I'll let {{{you}}} be my guide.