In 1973, when I was nine, I was walking down Main street in Mount Vernon, Ohio when the town geezer known only as "Tobacco Joe" passed me by and mumbled: "A nasty virus is a' gonna paralyze your laptop computer on Labor Day 2013 and your tech guy will be out of town. So much for Cheers and Jeers, eh Sonny? By the way, the likely culprit will be Anonymous, Syria, or Trump University." Then he laughed and spit tobacco juice on my Buster Browns and danced a jig before continuing down the street looking for quarters under the parking meters.
Bastard was right.
So I'm plugging out this little placeholder on my SO's computer, because all my C&J stuff is on my comatose one. The tech guy's working on it. (He says it's running low on vodka---is that normal?) We should be back tomorrow. I apologize, and I'll add an extra C&J day to my contract with you. In the meantime, what the hell, I've been meaning to ask this poll question for awhile, so have at it...