Just when you thought scientific research couldn’t get more arcane and/or divorced from the real world, scientists at Emory University in Atlanta have been groping “teabags” to answer some gnawing questions about parental nurturing.
While the conclusion of the study might be interesting to know, of what practical use is it? Is anyone really going to base their choice of life-mate on the size of his kiwis?
“John, I like your looks, you make me laugh, you’ve got a good job and you’re courteous. But hey, those honkin’ huevos spell trouble, so I’m outta here.”
I’m sure some of us think the more honkin’ the better…