There you were, being all librul and tofu-fondling and bitching about war being the tool of neoconservative pimps and lunatics. Damn! I'll bet you feel silly now, huh?
According to America's sanest man, Glenn Beck, he's against attacking Syria because while he used to be totally on-board with spreading democracy at the point of a Tomahawk cruise missile, he's come to realize:
"...that was progressive thinking. That's why I'm against war, because it's a progressive idea"
You think I'm kidding, right? Check it out:
See? So, now you know. Stop being progressive, goddamnit.