[...] that President Obama demanded that Egypt’s military government return deposed President Mohamed Morsi to power (he did not) because the president has “embraced” the Muslim Brotherhood’s “worldview.”She then honked her nose twice and sprayed seltzer into the microphone.
“Now why in the world would we want to put these Islamist fanatics back in power, that hate Jews, that want to see the destruction of that West; why would you do that unless the Obama administration embraced the worldview aspirations of the Muslim Brotherhood?” Bachmann asked. […]
She agreed with Markell’s claim that that administration officials have an “affinity” for the Muslim Brotherhood. “Obviously this has something to do with the affinity of Hillary Clinton for Islam and the affinity of Barack Obama for Islam,” Markell said.
“Yes, again, this is a worldview issue,” Bachmann replied. She said that the Muslim Brotherhood is trying to “revive the Ottoman Empire” with the administration’s approval: “They are committed to reestablishing a global caliphate. What is very weird is that the Obama administration has bent over backwards to do everything that they can to reach out with what they call an engagement strategy.”
Oh well. Soon she will be retired, and we will have to make due only with the conspiracy theories of Ted Cruz, and Louie Gohmert, and Steve King, and Peter King, and Marco Rubio, and James Inhofe, and John Cornyn, and Tom Coburn, and Jim DeMint, and Rick Perry, and Ken Cuccinelli, and E.W. Jackson, and Mike Huckabee, and Jan Brewer, and Tom Tancredo, and Bobby Jindal, and Rand Paul, and Reince Priebus, and Antonin Scalia, and Donald Trump, and Virginia Foxx, and Detective Darrell Issa, and back-on-TV Newt Gingrich, and the little voices in Steve Stockman's head that tell him to burn things.