Occupy Wall Street failed. Wall Street is stronger than ever. The WSJ just hired a mansion reporter. We are losing.
It is time to stop thinking occupy and to start sabotaging Wall Street.
It's time to start organizing groups of people to go into Bank Of America branches within a 25 mile radius and spend the day applying for every service they offer. Apply for loans you know you'll never get and if they refuse to let you apply sue them.
It is time to sign up for every service Goldman Sachs(Goldman Sachs still sounds like what we should be calling rich old dudes balls) and ask every stupid inane question you can think of. It is time to go after these folks in a way they are not expecting.
The government has created protest zones, they have not said you can't occupy the customer service lines and bank branches looking to do business.
I don't know if I'm right, but I do know that we are getting nowhere fast in our fight for our right to the piece of the American pie. We are losing and losing fast. The rich folks are sitting on the cash and the stagnant money is rotting the economy.
It's time to be some annoying ass mother fuckers.
Now back to our regularly scheduled whatever it is I do.
Wanna sound deep? Just say random shit about nature like “The last leaf on the branch lives longest, but is it not also the loneliest?”
My supermarket now has sensors. The lights come on when you walk down an isle. Sometimes I enter a dark isle just to feel special.
There’s no such thing as premature ejaculation. Men did not evolve to pleasure women, they evolved to cum before a sabertooth tiger ate them.
Cop: Sir is that a marijuana cigarette?
Me: Is that a bullet delivery system?
Cop: It’s called a gun.
Me: It's called a joint.