Big news, guys! I've been given access to the National Journal article template. Apparently they sit around all day because the computer generates all or their articles. Without further ado:
In light of (recent event), it has become clear that President Obama has failed to live up to his promise to (restore bipartisanship/usher in a new era of politics/singlehandedly save the country). According to (Insider Republican Strategist who enjoys concern trolling), Obama will have to change his behavior if he wants to see his agenda enacted (DO NOT WRITE ANYTHING SUBSTANTIVE HERE ABOUT THE AGENDA!).
The big problem, according to (Stale University professor or presidential historian), President Obama is not leading. He should lead just like (Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, FDR, Lincoln).
Yes, we acknowledge that the opposition is (bat-shit crazy or similar term). And we acknowledge other Presidents did not have to deal with this, but it doesn't matter because that's just the way it is.
What President Obama should do is (talk more to Republicans, invite Republicans out to dinner, propose really conservative policies that Republicans will reject anyway, propose way to cut deficit that would hurt poor people). (DO NOT EVALUATE THE MERITS OF THESE POLICIES).
In conclusion, if he had led more, then (something that probably wouldn't have happened anyway) may happen. If not, he'll be remembered as a weak leader if we have anything to do about it.
Apparently, the secret template is proving to be quite useful!!