There have been some noted political figures with the name Ted ... Roosevelt and Kennedy quickly come to mind. Now we have the counter-balance pair of Teds, Cruz and Yoho... One looks and acts like he may host real tea parties in a closet and the other one is just plain stupid. This new crop of Teds seem to have agendas that include publicity stunts in order to get face time on Tv. So since they have put themselves out there to be judged like contestants on American idol saying absurd things to get a nod from the judges I will assume the position of Simon Cowl and let them know how they stack up.
This is dreaded awful you call yourself a Politician? A Statesman? That 15 minutes of fame your seeking does not work as well in politics. Being a sideshow on American Idol
Like the pants on the ground guy or that terrible guy Asian guy who made a big wave they come and go. Sorry new Teds we need leaders not connivers. Simon says no!