You are no doubt aware of Schrödinger's Cat, because, you are, as Kossacks, intelligent, well read, and of course, devastatingly sexy.
For the Business Majors, the nickel tour is that a quantum mechanics thought experinment has a cat in a box both alive and dead at the same time, because you cannot determine the state of the cat without opening the box.
Well, it just hit me, John Boehner's speakership is, at this moment, simultaneously dead and alive at the same time, and the only way to determine the state of his job is to open the box (or should I say cesspool) that is the mind of the Teabagger.
So, clearly we need to do a riff on Schrödinger's Cat.
So, should it be a cartoon, probably featuring this guy:
But we could also be a lolcat, or even a video.
And what about the merch?
Should it be T-Shirts, mugs, underwear, or condoms?
What should the artwork look like?