They really believe in little green men. Or little grey men, or whatever the fuck color they are. The They in question being the House Republicans, specifically, Congressman Lamar Smith (R-Texas) who, as chairman of the committee on Science, Space & Technology, has decided to use these last few (7) days of this session to call a hearing about the possibility of little space friends, according to The Huffington Post.
"Astrobiology: Search For Biosignatures In Our Solar System And Beyond" will be a two-hour hearing Wednesday in order to "investigate what methods are being used to determine in any of these planets may harbor life" according to the hearing charter.
I shit you not. They don't believe in climate change. They believe in UFO's.
They don't believe in saving our planet. They believe in Finding other planets to run to when our resources run out.
No fucking wonder they don't like any of the minorities on our planet. They're the wrong color.
No fucking wonder they want to secede from the country. They want to go home. Wherever that is.
I'm not going to draw any conclusions. I'll leave that up to you, good people.
And no fucking wonder Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) is getting a little snippy about the work product of his, 113th congress,
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The House continues to do its job," he said. "It's time for the Senate to get serious about doing theirs."
As the least productive Congress in recent history, lawmakers have managed to pass 55 bills into law this year -- seven fewer than the 112th Congress had passed at this time last year. The Senate is currently scheduled to work through most of the month.
They came into office chanting jobs, jobs, jobs.
They will leave chanting benghazi, benghazi, benghazi.
Do you need any more incentive to return Nancy Pelosi to the spearkership?