She's never going away. Ever.
Sarah Palin is getting a new show. It's considerably lower-budget than her previous fare,
though.
The former Republican vice presidential nominee will host “Amazing America with Sarah Palin” on The Sportsman Channel starting in April 2014. The weekly series will “explore some of the most original, interesting – and sometimes inspiring – people, places and pastimes connected to America’s outdoors lifestyle,” according to a press release announcing the unscripted program featuring Palin, also a Fox News contributor.
Oh, a Sportsman Channel show. She's really hit the big time now, boy. Nothing revs up the ol' career engine like staring into the camera while holding up a fish.
“Governor Palin is one of America’s most popular leaders, whose powerful love of country and passion for the great outdoors is inspiring to millions and millions of people,” Gavin Harvey said. “As a sportswoman, humanitarian, and patriot who has visited every corner of the USA, there is no one more qualified to host Amazing America than Sarah Palin.”
Well, her or Ted Nugent, but they've already
done Ted Nugent. And an NRA-hosted show. And then there's
World of Beretta,
Smith & Wesson's Outdoor Guide,
Ruger's Adventures,
Winchester World of Whitetail,
Gallery of Guns,
Personal Defense TV,
Guns & Ammo and so on.
“Amazing America with Sarah Palin explores and experiences the coolest and most original people, places, businesses, and gadgets that appeal to Red, Wild and Blue America,” the show’s site states.
Do you think Sarah Palin will actually meet any of these amazing people or gadgets, or will she narrate a 30-second opening while some other poor sap travels the country interviewing the inspirational inventor of the
FishGut 3000 or the people behind
Aporkalypse 2013? I don't know what the channel is paying Gov. Halfterm, but it ain't Fox News money. It ain't even
Dancing With The Stars money.