OK, first, let me put my Glenn Beck hat on.
Better.
OK, let's check out the facts.
Aliens wear scary uniforms of a distinctly military bent:
The NYPD:
Aliens view us as an oddity not a sentient being, and so are deserving of nothing but contempt:
The NYPD:
And remember what aliens do to you when the catch you?
That's right anal probes!!!!!
The NYPD:
OK, this one might not make sense until you read my diary from yesterday:
By far the most troubling part of the episode for Indians are assertions that Ms. Khobragade, 39, was strip-searched after her arrest. Some Indian newspapers published reports claiming that she was subjected to repeated cavity searches. The Indian national security adviser, Shivshankar Menon, has called such treatment “despicable” and “barbaric.”
The evidence is irrefutable!