Accidental Racist
Badassery
Belieber
Blahhnd
Boots on the ground
Bqhatevwr
But I'm a nice guy!
Cantaloupe calves
Carlos Danger
Cautiously optimistic
Chained CPI
Cray-cray
Cunt punt
Derp
Douche-Bro
Duck Dynasty
(more below...)
Elf on a shelf
Everyone who doesn't vaccinate is an idiot who hates their children
Everyone who vaccinates is an idiot who hates their children
Fake geek girl
Fighting fucktoy
Fitspiration
Gofu
Harlem Shake
I only like their early stuff
I'm ___, and I'm here to say...
Insomnia hamster
It is what it is
Keep calm and [anything]
Lady authors
Literally
Mandolescent
Minimal downside
Naughty tit-cam
Negging
99% of people who see this won't repost this because they don't even care about [whatever]
On the master cleanse
Parliamentary inquiry
Poorism
Red Line
Religious Liberty [in the context of freedom to oppress others]
Revenge porn
Selfie
Sequester-pocalypse
Shamburger
Sharknado
Shittens
Skeggings
Skills gap
Slampiece
Sorry, Mommy, I didn't mean to put the lollipop in your pants
Swag
Twerk
Twincest
Twitter mole
This lady is a powerful executive at a Fortune 500 company, proud mother of two, and active in several local charities. Here's how she stays thin...
What the fox say???
What's your excuse?
White people problems
Winter is coming
YEE-HA! This here Jurassic-era rock formation is goin' DOWN!
YOLO
You know nothing, John Snow.
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