Expressing gratitude is a positive manifestation of bonding emotions and a good way to convince people you care, like some asshole.
If you expect me to kiss your ass don't be surprised if I bite it and then fuck it afterwards.
We're in the winter doldrums in the Northern hemisphere. For better quality living, maybe delay your ax murder spree till spring.
GET ALL CRUNKED OUT AND GO FUCK A SNOWDRIFT
Hey people who live in glass houses: the rest of us call them "greenhouses". You're basically living in a shed. So get over yourself.
Unlucky in love? That's because love isn't about luck. It's about wealth, power, and looks. Get yourself some of those and you'll be fine.
Believe in yourself. Until you've proven yourself wrong and then you're on your own because I'm still trying to figure that part out.
Affirmation: "I am the night. I am darkness. I am a big fan of Cheetos." Scream whenever possible.