You think how great it would be to have a leprechaun and then you get one and all they do is lie around and complain about the spinach dip.
I never drank Coca Cola to start with. Does this mean I've been a racist all along?
Chris Christie's career is now heading toward the "joining George Zimmerman in the boxing ring" phase.
I hate this awkward period after the Super Bowl where we have to try to remember what we used to talk about.
The next season of Survivor should take place in an iPhone factory in China.
What we put into the Universe will always come back to us, so basically none of us can dodge the coming Fart Tidal Wave.
Make a practice of having an open heart to all things and all people on the planet if you want to be eternally disappointed.
People seem to really care about indifference.