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Tennessee just received a bill to eliminate Daylight Savings time and never change the clocks back or forth.  Then, it's sole sponsor, amended it to make Daylight Saving permanent, never changing after this spring..... At least as written, the bill keeps all of Tennessee on Standard Time forever.

This is exactly the perfect example of Republican self-centered thinking.

A. I thought of this; it is a good idea.

B. Because I thought of it, others who suffer are inconsequential.

C. Since only I matter, if it seems good to me, it must be good for the entire world..

D. I wonder why no one else was smart enough to ever think of it before. They aren't geniuses like me..

E. Of course there will be glitches; someone else will just work around them... just tell someone to stop whining, and get to work and fix those glitches.

This bill has already made it through its first committee hearing with a recommendation of passage.  It would exempt Tennessee from daylights savings time.

Let's look at the  repercussions..

Something Republicans have yet to do...  Currently we are in winter.  Tennessee has its eastern third in the Eastern Time Zone, and the remaining two-thirds is in Central Time.  One of Tennessee's cities, Bristol, is half in Virginia, and half in Tennessee.  The state line runs right down their main street...

Winter:  Let's take 12 noon.   The time in Virginia is 12:00.  The time across the border  through the Eastern third is 12:00 noon. Cross into Central and the time falls back to 11:00.  Memphis is at 11:00.  Across the Mississippi, Arkansas is at 11:00.  Kentucky to the north is synchronous with Tennessee, and the states to the south are likewise synchronous to Tennessee.
Summer:  Tennessee stays on standard and the rest all change to Daylight Savings time....  The Eastern Seaboard and Virginia were at 12 and jump to 1:00 pm... Eastern Tennessee stays at 12:00 pm making the left side of Bristol's main street one hour earlier than the right side of main street.  Church times, radio broadcast time, and television times would all have to be broadcast in two time zones...
One third of the way across Tennessee and the clock jumps back to 11 am, making a two hour difference between Nashville and the Eastern Seaboard, or on the same timezone as Southeastern Oregon.... The Eastern Kentucky to the north will be clocked at 1:00 pm,  Tennessee will be 12:00 pm across that border... Western Kentucky, also in the Central time zone, but on Daylight Savings, will be at 12:00... Across the border in Tennessee it will be 11:00 am.... The same scenario will take place on the Southern Border as well. Alabama and Mississippi will be one hour ahead of Tennessee.  To go north from northern Mississippi into southern Tennessee, you drop back an hour in time.  To go south, you jump forward an hour in time.

Memphis will be 11:00 as well.... But get this... when you go west across the bridge into Arkansas, you will have to jump ahead for the daylight time there will be 12:00.  For travelers that is rather mind boggling to go west and advance one's clock an hour....

Just imagine the confusion for the Tennessee Titians.... "When are they playing again??? Darn, I missed the first hour of the game"
And since Memphis is the hub of Fed Ex. every package flies through there, imagine all the confusion of everyone tracking their package deliveries... "Oh wow, it will get here soon, what,  it went backwards in time. No wait, it just jumped ahead two hours?"
It opens up a lot of weird possibilities.  Flying from Richmond through Nashville to Little Rock, you  take off, drop back two hours, then jump ahead one hour.
There will be counties in Kentucky and Alabama bordering the time zones where if you go catty corner down one road you change 2 hours.  If you go down another, you change one hour..
And this will not be like changing from Philly to St. Louis, where the sun is actually later so 4 o'clock there seems like 4 o'clock back home... This will be like changing your watch and continuing your business.  Oh, its four am. Time to go to Tennessee.  Oh wow, the sun comes up at 3:00 am here..."
The point of this whole exercise, is not so much to make fun of Tennessee.  But to illustrate the reasoning that is indicative of all Republicans, their notable lack of logic... It is how Mitt Romney thought.  John McCain thought.  Lindsey Graham thinks, ..Mitch McConnell thinks.  John Boehner thinks. Eric Cantor thinks. and of course how thinking is done in Tennessee,  with its Big Head Todd and the Monsters....
The idea that thinking an idea makes it brilliant. and ignoring the entire universe because of how ones idea fits into reality, never once even crossed ones little mind..... (Such as "lets shut down government and hold the debt ceiling hostage until they agree to abolish Obamacare.")
The rest of America is tired of playing these games that make our lives miserable.  We are tired of being run by stupid little insects.  America's middle class has lost so much money by having leaders who think really inane things, and even think they believe in them too.  The middle class's own lack of personal wealth, own shaky retirement, own job insecurity,  is due to idiots playing games with our lives, like this jerking off of time, all the while thinking they are making great gains for civilization...

Simply because hey, it was their idea....It must be great.!!!

By now we should all be tired of playing their games.  I am. Aren't you?.If You Thought Southern Republicans Were Really Dumb, you were right...

Originally posted to kavips on Tue Feb 18, 2014 at 12:40 AM PST.

Also republished by Three Star Kossacks.

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