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Life would be so much better if people could just stop blaming and shaming and pointing fingers and just forgave someone for being human.

Sometimes the conversations I'm having with myself end abruptly and I get mad at myself for not responding and don't speak to me for days.

You morons like the stupidest shit because it resonates in some fucked up way that you can't overcome in your own life.

Me too.

My other personalities take all my selfies. Narcissistic fucks.

God: You can all smoke pot, and have sex all the time and enjoy all earth has.

Angel: They're all killing each other

God: Huh? THE FUCK?!

jesus floats down from the heavens
atheist runs up
“HEY JESUS GET BENT”
Only if you get Lent
puts on sunglasses and twerks

As long as you have hope, you'll get through life. Also drugs. And alcohol. Money's good too. And good looks. Did I say drugs?

War and conflict are the result of a disturbing lack of hugs in the world.

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