It's time we faced facts. This isn't working out.
We tried to make it work. We honestly did, but some of you just weren't ready to commit to this.
Now let's not make a scene. Here's a tissue.
When you are ready, we'll go see Judy in HR.
Why am I firing you?
Do I really have to explain that? Fine.
Let's just say that the primary issue involved pie, OK?
And then there was that "incident" at the company retreat in Las Vegas. You know what I'm talking about. The one that we promised we would never mention again.
And, of course, there was the rule against interoffice relationships.
Hey, I'm sure you'll land on your feet. Any blog out there would be thrilled to have you.
You're still in the prime of your career.
Look, we have to wrap this up. Judy is waiting, and I have to start interviewing for your replacements.
I'm gonna share a secret with you: corporate office sez that most of you are going to be replaced by kids in Bangladesh. They will blog for nearly nothing.
Don't tell Kos that I told you, or he will sack me too.