Dear Republicans: Please keep manchild and reasonably convincing marionette Reince Priebus on your payroll forever.
Thank you.
Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus applied some dizzying spin on Wednesday to the outcome of the 2012 presidential election.
Forget the final results. Priebus told MSNBC's Chuck Todd that voters thought Mitt Romney had the better presidential chops.
"I mean, the fact of the matter is Mitt Romney won on the message," Priebus said. "He won on jobs, he won on the economy, he won on the question of, 'Who do you actually think would make a better president?' But where he lost was on the question of, 'Who cares about you?'"
Romney
won the message, damn it, no matter what the polls actually said or how that stupid election turned out in the end. Now we're off to do some more rebranding.
I really can think of no better person to represent the guile, the premises, and the self-absorbed fever dreams of the current Republican Party. Please give him all your moneys.