I like to think of my life as a parody of a real life. Helps me make sense of things.
I'm supposed to start being nicer to myself but I don't think they're aware of what I have to work with here.
I'm what happens when you think it can't get any worse.
I'm not afraid of rock bottom. I've packed snacks.
Your inability to believe you are on this planet for no other reason than a freak act of nature. This is your God and his name is Arrogance.
The most important thing you can learn in life (and often the hardest) is your own self worth.
Humanity's death has been ruled a suicide.