Your words of (nonsense?) wisdom today from Pat Robertson: "Jesus would not have baked a wedding cake for a gay couple because they would have been stoned." From Right Wing Watch:
No, it is not written in the Gospels (anywhere) that Jesus ever baked a cake for a gay male couple. It must be stated, however, that we don't have any evidence that He ever baked one for a straight couple either. However, Jesus did meet what many believe to be a gay Roman Centurion. The Centurion's "pais" (Koine Greek slang for a younger gay male lover) was extremely ill. Jesus healed the Roman Centurion's pais, and complimented the Roman Centurion's faith. The account of this event can be found in Matthew 8:5-13 and also Luke 7:1-10.
If you are interested in the subject, you can find more about this story and the meaning of "pais" here.