That would be the title on Faux Noise if some progressive group carried more than a straw in defense of a National Park from drilling operations.
How dare these vicious thugs impede the economy of our great nation, they should be forcibly removed whines Rush.
Hordes of drug crazed commies impede freedom screams the World Nut Daily.
Drudge reports the presence of Pink Panthers and wails that acorns are falling from the trees.
The American Freedom Foundation For The Family and Traditional Patriotic Freedom Values bemoan that these insurgents are free to roam our land with impunity.
Yes, I'm sure you can imagine the frothing at the mouth.