Please tell your followers to stop changing the date of Easter every fuckin year for no fathomable reason
Please help those who claim to most believe in you get better at lying about why it's bad for poor people to have healthcare.
I don't think it's a coincidence that Christianity celebrates it's two biggest holidays by eating things that are hollow on the inside.
This is the weekend where Mel Gibson hates Jews more than usual.
Like most fake Christian holidays, I'm just here for the booze and candy
Je$u$ holiday$ are $acred.