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Don't "Love Your Selfie." Love your self. Either way, you'll still be a touchy-feely narcissist.

Have the courage to make big changes in your life and the anti-anxiety meds to cope with making them.

Improve your day immediately by finding a reason to use the phrase, "meat twinkie."

Really, you're just better off eating cheese and taking naps.

I find no answers. The clarity fades and a panic takes hold. I return to reality having forgotten my journey. I grab my trusty bong.

Existence is a beautiful chaotic ride. Yes it inevitably ends, but the trip has more substance and meaning than we will ever know. Or Not. Fuck if I know.

God: You ate the apple. I’m kicking you out of Eden to suffer
Adam: Whatever lol
God: And I’m making mosquitos
Adam: DUDE THINK ABOUT THIS

Nihilists are just lazy sociopaths.

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