Don't "Love Your Selfie." Love your self. Either way, you'll still be a touchy-feely narcissist.
Have the courage to make big changes in your life and the anti-anxiety meds to cope with making them.
Improve your day immediately by finding a reason to use the phrase, "meat twinkie."
Really, you're just better off eating cheese and taking naps.
I find no answers. The clarity fades and a panic takes hold. I return to reality having forgotten my journey. I grab my trusty bong.
Existence is a beautiful chaotic ride. Yes it inevitably ends, but the trip has more substance and meaning than we will ever know. Or Not. Fuck if I know.
God: You ate the apple. I’m kicking you out of Eden to suffer
Adam: Whatever lol
God: And I’m making mosquitos
Adam: DUDE THINK ABOUT THIS
Nihilists are just lazy sociopaths.