Happy Friday again, beer lovers! Stop in and share a cold one with us.
FNBB has previously reported on people using chainsaws and helicopters to open beer bottles. Instead of extreme and even dangerous, here is what could be the silliest possible way to uncap that brew: featuring 87 blades and weighing in at 3 lbs, the Swiss Army Knife Giant.
In a sane world something like that would only exist as an April Fool joke.
I love Swiss Army knives, I have three of different sizes. This thing takes a good idea, stretches it beyond sanity, and squares that. But it does still have a bottle opener, corkscrew, and at least one knife.
I'd forgotten how entertaining the reviews at Amazon can be; this set is really inspired.
Q: Can it core a apple?
A: It cannot core an Apple due to the proprietary nature of the screws. Although it can quad core a Dell.
Q: Where is the Flugelhorn?
A: Right in between the warp drive and the creme brulee torch.
I tried to file my nails, but in the process I accidentally fixed a small engine that was near by.
Found this stuck into a stone while on vacation. I'm impressed with it, generally. Unfortunately, it turns out that removing it made me the new king of Switzerland, which is a lot of responsibility.
I forgot the knife in the front pocket of my Swiss Army shorts and when my wife washed them it completely disassembled our washing machine.
I've got Firestone's "Opal" saison. What are you drinking? Who's brewing?