My yard is better than your yard.
My home is larger than your home.
My car is faster than your car.
My dog is bigger than your dog.
My job is better than your job.
My money is taller than your money.
My stuff is superior to your stuff.
My dog is tougher than your dog.
My party is purer than your party.
My views are smarter than their views.
My causes are better than their causes.
My God is bigger than their God.
My guns are scarier than your guns.
My wars are nobler than their wars.
My goals are superior to their goals.
My God is mightier than their God.