An American exchange student got stuck inside a vagina sculpture, effectively confirming all of the Republican Partys' greatest fears.
The GOP seems to be carefully honing its key demographic down to a white, wealthy, heterosexual 62-year-old Texan named Ralph.
If Hillary Clinton keeps making tone-deaf comments about her wealth she's going to become the GOP frontrunner.
I used to think Americans were the biggest fools on Earth. Then I noticed the crowd at the World Cup and changed my mind.
If we all started screaming and just running in the streets pulling our hair and tearing our shirts, future historians wouldn't blame us.
Cry like everything is wrong. Dance like you found the key to somebody's liquor cabinet. Beat a clown to death while his kids are watching.
Don't worry, everyone is wrong about most things most of the time. Say whatever falls out of your dumb mouth because fuck it. Namaste.