I am hereby announcing the formation of the -
Church of Pissed off Women and Men Assembly of the Righteous!
We will be meeting shortly to craft our by laws and fill out all appropriate forms. However, we will not be applying for tax exempt status.
Our religion is based upon our right to kick political butt. In fact we insist upon it and you have given us more than ample reason for doing so.
We are also a church that believes in spreading the word of Holy "This Shit has to Stop and We will Make it So!" Scripture. Therefore we will be proselytizing about the evils that beset our society on street corners, coffee bars, check out lines, letters to the editor, cook outs, and yes, on-line.
Since you and your fellow Republicans have crafted those evils, sinning against womankind, the poor, disabled, our veterans, job creation, voting rights, POC, economic equality, and the environment, you will be named thricely and more than thricely. Loudly and often.
We will also be boycotting Hobby Lobby, Koch Industries, and other businesses for a laundry list of reasons.
When time permits we will be starting a privately held corporation that will market appropriate merchandise and services. All employee benefits will adhere to the teachings of the church of POWAMAOTR, or "Pow!" for short - Equal pay, $15 minimum wage, parental leave, and full contraceptive care, being among them.
We of the Church of Pow believe in miracles. We believe in making them happen and moving mountains to do so.
Our Book of Revelations assures us sacred times are upon us and that the veil will be lifted in November of 2014 and 2016.
I can reveal to you now that prophecies have foretold a plague of votes upon your house. Homes and businesses will empty as women and men take to the streets. The curtains on the voting booth will part and part again as the multitudes gather to leave the land of bondage you have long ruled. There will be a wailing and gnashing of teeth as you are cast out and all backs turned against you. No doubt film and commentary will be available on Fox and Red State.
We of the Church of Pissed off Women and Men Assembly of the Righteous are joined in prayer, action, and sacred butt kicking. We see kicking yours as the highest expression of our faith and expect the Court to uphold our religious rights.
Sincerely yours
Holy Grandmother Ono
PS - in your heart of shriveled hearts, you know this is true -
[For Church of Pow members - image above is from the wondrous Steve Marmel. Follow him on Twitter if you can. You won't be disappointed.]