I'm not a lawyer. In no way am I qualified to work out exactly how the wording should be.
But it's past time we pushed a Constitutional Amendment that would define people, individual, person, and all other legal terms for person to be limited to homo sapiens and that all other entities have no rights whatsoever except those specifically granted to them by law. And that any such law must be interpreted in the narrowest possible sense.
Or something.
Thoughts?