I found this over at Raw Story, and felt the need to share.
I recommend going over there and reading TBogg's full post for his usual biting humor, but the video alone is worth the merriment.
Invited by Detroit teabaggers' collective, the Metropolitan Detroit Freedom Coalition - Non US voter, non US citizen Trevor Loudon spells it out what they need to do to mobilise the base and win the election.
The Onion couldn't do better. Don't want to give spoilers - but John Bolton as Secretary of State especially impressed me.