Hancock: What should we call today?
everyone raises hand
Hancock: Other than "We Fucked Britain Up Day"
everyone slowly lowers hand
After Benjamin Franklin signed the Declaration of Independence, he celebrated by inventing the mullet.
Jefferson: writing ...that all men... are created... equal... I NEED MORE INK
Slave: Yes massa
Leave me with your kid and I'll use that time to convince him shovels are spoons dropped by giants living on the clouds. You've been warned.
M&M's are an allegory for racial equality. Different colors on the outside, but same on the inside. Just like humans. Delicious humans.
One day somebody was reading Dr. Seuss and was like "I should make songs like this" and that's how rap started.