With the upcoming launch of Sarah Palin's new online subsription channel, one of the bonuses you will recieve as a new subscriber is the Tea Party approved Ten Commanments. They are listed below the commie squiggle.
The Tea Party Ten Commandments
1) Thou shalt have no other God before Ronald Reagan and/or Tom Clancy.
2) Thou shalt not make yourself an idol in the form of anything that Fox News doesn’t approve of.
3) Thou shalt not mention the name Koch under any circumstances. They don’t exist. These are not the droids you are looking for. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
4) Remember the 2nd Amendment and to keep it holy.
5) Honor Hannity and Beck so that they may keep spouting bullshit that I can email forward to everyone I can think of.
6) Thou shalt not murder. Unless he’s wearing a hoodie and carrying iced tea and Skittles. Then it’s “Game the Fuck On!”
7) Thou shalt not commit adultery. Unless they’re hot. Or work on your campaign staff. Or possibly in an airport men’s room.
8) Thou shalt not steal. Unless you are stealing elections through gerrymandering or from employees or work on Wall Street. That’s totally fine.
9) You shall not give false testimony, unless of course it’s in any way damaging to women, minorities, poor people or President Obama. Then, by all means, feel free to lie your fucking face off.
10) Covet the fuck out of everything. If you want it and don’t have it, feel free to bitch as much as you like and do whatever underhanded thing you can think of to get it. As long as you vote Republican.