I saw your mom today. They're holding her in the same compound where mine is.
Who's holding her? The terrorists. Well, I can't say for sure they're terrorists, but they're illegal aliens. Okay, okay, I don't know for absolute certain they're illegal, but, by god they sure aren't Americans.
Don't know where they're from. A lot of 'em seem like Africans or maybe from the Caribbean. Really dark with that kind of exaggerated British kind of talking. Others look Chinese or something. And for dang sure they've got plenty of Mexicans or whatever they call Mexicans from the other Mexican countries.
Aliens, I tell you. Oh, they speak something like English when they talk with you, but you can hear 'em when they're with each other or on their cel phones going on and on in Mexican or African like they never bothered learning to talk regular talk. They don't even try to hide it when you walk past them, like you're the one with the problem 'cause you speak the right language in the first place.
Anyway, they've got her and it looks like they're in complete charge of her, keeping her in a little room and marching her back and forth to meals and weird propaganda meetings where they sing songs or show movies, then back to the little room where they keep her in bed all the time.
They're always watching her, not even letting her go to the bathroom or take a shower by herself. It's like they're afraid she's going to run off and tell people about them.
I don't know how the aliens got charge of our moms. Oh, I hear all this BS about they're doing the jobs Americans won't do and all, but I'm not buying it. Heck, there's plenty of real Americans who'd love to be lifting your mom from her bed to her wheelchair to her toilet and cleaning up all the poop and pee left in each. There's plenty of great patriots who'd sit with her and coax her to eat and listen to her weird commentary on the stuff on TV, who'd bring the pills and wipe the spills for a paycheck that don't pay the bills.
Instead, she's in the clutches of the aliens.
So you might want to be nice to them.
They've got your mom.