Uh, what kind of security agency does this:
... during Mr Obama's visit to Cartegena, Colombia, his bodyguards didn't wait until the President had left town. Eleven agents were sent home after some allegedly drank and slept with prostitutes in the week leading up to Mr Obama's visit. The Secret Service promised reform but a similar incident unfolded in Amsterdam in March when one agent was so drunk they passed out in a hotel hallway.
Hmmm, let's see: go on business trip, pick up some local hookers, get drunk and pass out in hotel hallway. How many times have I done that? Oh ... let's see. How about
none. I should have joined the Secret Service, obviously.