If you'll EVER read anything I write, please, for the love of god, read this. It's literally too damn funny.
Like, Kos might remove it for being TOO funny. "Inappropriately funny." Dangerous levels of funnyness. Caution.
Okay, here it is.... Loudoun County Republican supervisor Eugene Delgaudio telling us about his horrible experience:
---"One stormy night, I drove to a mailshop hidden deep in a nearly deserted stand of warehouses. I’d heard something was up and wanted to see for myself.
As I rounded the final turn, my eyes nearly popped. Tractor-trailers pulled up to loading docks, cars and vans everywhere and long-haired, earring-pierced men scurrying around running forklifts, inserters and huge printing presses.
Trembling with worry, I went inside. It was worse than I ever imagined.
Row after row of boxes bulging with pro-homosexual petitions lined the walls, stacked to the ceiling .
My mind reeled as I realized hundreds, maybe thousands, more boxes were already loaded on the tractor-trailers. And still more petitions were flying off the press.
Suddenly a dark-haired man screeched, “Delgaudio, what are you doing here?” Dozens of men began moving toward me. I’d been recognized.
As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, “This time, Delgaudio, we can’t lose!”
Driving away, my eyes filled with tears as I realized he might be right. This time the radical homosexuals could win."
This is from an email a whole lot of people received for a fundraiser for this guy. Where do I start? (Follow below the fold, please)
First off.... "bulging boxes"? And "screeched"? "Chortled"? Really?
Secondly.... WHAT???? Wtf are you taking about? You said that out loud? That weird story?! A long haired, pierced-eared army has a printing press in an abandoned warehouse where they print SO much pro-homexual propaganda literature that the boxes are "bulging"? Hhhhwhat!
And they're printing so many gay magazines that 18 wheelers are constantly driving away full of them? Are you insane?! Wtf are you talking about? That's some ol' crazy shit!
And you walk up to an abandoned warehouse, hear guys voices inside, and "trembling in fear" compels you to walk in???
And then they know YOU, a low level politician, by name? Like you're the penguin to their batman???
You're an idiot. That's IT! No debating.
And I'm sure this fantasy doesn't end the same when he's playing it out in HIS head? Oh no. In his version they capture him and "force" him to do gay stuff. He can't resist. Lol. He thinks about that as he wraps the belt around his neck in his mother's basement.
What a loon. People actually voted for this dude and people give him money because they truly believe in him. "He's competent and he deserves their support."
Even though he's a psycho who thinks of weird shit and then emails it to people like it really happened.
This is a strange world.
3:29 AM PT: Here's a link to the full story... http://www.rightwingwatch.org/...
3:30 AM PT: Here's a link to the full story... http://www.rightwingwatch.org/...