In my right hand. Between my thumb and my forefinger. Do you know what I'm holding?
I bet you can never guess.
By God, it is the world's tiniest violin playing "My Heart Bleeds For You"!
Thank you, Laurence Lewis, for completely standing up for me and my homies who have been called "leftist teabaggers" on this website for several years now! Thank you so very much!
I didn't think you noticed! I thought you guys were just ignoring us this whole time, but I'm just touched as hell and tickled pink that you've been waiting until November 12, 2014 to spring this on all of us! Boy, you really do have our backs!
But oh, this issue has plagued us for YEARS!, and so I'm really excited that we finally have someone from the Front Page who recognizes that we should NOT! compare the Republican Tea Party to the Democratic Wing of the Democratic Party.
(Even though that's not what the original fucking diarist did, but please - keep misrepresenting the facts.)
Because that would be wrong. No one on this website would ever call anyone else a "teabagger" or a "Tea Pariter", would they?
So, since no one ever does that, and since Laurence is so concerned about the "optics" regarding this, I invite you, fellow Kossacks, to include in the comments all the times you, too, have been called a teabagger.
Because I just know, in my heart of hearts, that no one will comment and this diary will go absolutely nowhere.
Because that doesn't happen here. We don't do that to each other. Kossacks would never do that to each other!