If you're ever found to be supporting a contradiction or factual flaw, just jump out of the Airplane of Logic and pull the Ripcord of Faith!
┏(°.°)┛♪ HOLLER INTO
♪┗(°.°)┓ THE VOID
┗(°.°)┛♪ UNTIL IT
♪┏(°.°)┓ HOLLERS BACK
There is no meaning to life, so for the love of all that ain't holy, have a beer and shut the fuck up for a little while.
Angel: Living things need water
God: Yea
Angel: So you made Earth 70% water
God: Yea
Angel: That they can’t drink
God: Yea
Angel: squints
[leaves on tree]
“Hang in there Larry”
I’m… dying Bobby
“Don’t say that… Larry? LAAARRY?”
[couple walking by]
Girl: Fall is so beautiful
[year 2068]
Class, today we’ll be discussing the man who cured cancer and the offensive shirt he wore when he announced the discovery