'Hard work pays off son,' he said while they watched as the owner of grumpy cat raked in a cool $100 million.
Life is what we make of it. And humans are natural creators. Mostly of poop and dead skin cells. So. That's life, basically.
Don't sweat going fetal, screaming and clawing at your own skin, it's a pretty rational reaction to the holiday season.
Life is a never-ending series of stresses and strains and at the end you're swallowed in darkness, but you know, bacon is pretty cool.
right clicks existentialism
An atheist plants a bomb under Santa’s sleigh. Millions of grandmas crochet sweaters. The war on Christmas has begun.
My doppelgänger and I do a ventriloquist bit where I drink a glass of water and he plots my demise.
It's pretty cold out there for hearts on sleeves.
His Holiness the Dalai Lama invited you to play Candy Crush.
I'm ready to lose interest, Mr Demille.