This is a place for us all that have nothing better to do than create confusion and chaos tonight.
It's not the adult table.
They sit at the fancy table and have to use manners.
We get to do fun stuff... post fun pics...
We get to tell jokes:
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".
While I can respect religious rites and customs, I hope they too allow us... the unwashed masses... to share time with others.
This is our time too!
We can decorate the house... share some pics?
So, let's have some fun...
Enjoy the evening, and remember, to be nice.
Be cheery, smile, and use manners.