There is a huge misunderstanding in the political battlefield. Now, first off, I have right wing views, but I am also pro-marijuana, and anti-PATRIOT act and other libera-y-sounding-things. I realize this is a liebru...AHEM I mean liberal website but can I just say that I oppose Barack Obama and the illegal immigrants, but I think that we godless atheistic communists should vote for Rand Paul and stuff. Because we agree about the pot and PATRIOT act thing. Plus Rand Paul will do everything he can to protect a womans right to choose. Plus, despite what the left leaning news like Rachel Maddow says Rand Paul is definitely not a racist who has said, on camera in front of a national studio audience, that he is not sure whether or not he would vote for the civil rights act. And, you know, he actually loves the government, as he has said he wants to give the EPA a big fluffy hug. Oh he loves the FDA, too (making up bullshit conspiracy theories about the FDA "comin' for your doughnuts" is a way to show your love for a regulatory agency, dontchaknow?). And he is totally not your run-of-the-mill, garden-variety "LETS TAKE R CUNTRY BACK" teabagger (please see the 'on small government quote'). Its obvious that Rand Paul, named for his daddy Ron and their hero Ayn -- can get votes from both the left and right. You know, because of the patriotactdronespot. Don't believe me? Just look at his voting record in the senate. Ain't it so pretty and liberal. I believe that Rand Paul not only represents the republican party and tea party but everyone in the united states**
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