I don't know what to say to this other than to hold it up and look side-eyed at it a while, so here you go.
Do what you want.
It was the summer of 2002 and Michael Bay had a problem only Jeb Bush could solve. The blockbuster director was in Miami filming Bad Boys II and plotting a high-speed boat chase through the Miami River and Biscayne Bay. Only too late did Bay realize the chase would zoom across the protected habitat of endangered manatees—the ancient, 1,500-pound sea cows that laze about many of Florida's shallow, warm rivers and bays. The state limits boat speeds in those areas to protect the wildlife.
So we've got Michael Bay versus manatees, but then the gubernatorial can-do spirit of Jeb Bush saved the day, maybe, and there's explosions involved because duh, Michael Bay, and then Jeb got to visit the set, or maybe he didn't, and if this is a prelude of the 2016 presidential season then I just don't know how to feel about that. It feels like one of the dreams I had the last time I had the flu came to life and is now in all the papers.