This is going to be short diary because it is late and I have been drinking.
LEAVE MR ZIMMERMAN ALONE!
Mr Zimmerman had noticed an uptick in arguments between himself and his current cohabitation. Coincidentally at each occurrence a french wine bottle was observed. In this particular instance he made note of the bottle whereupon the bottle, already having a bad vibe for Mr Zimmerman intruded on his personal space causing fear. Mr Zimmerman, knowing the French penchant for sneakiness and sabotage (a French word after all ), stood his ground and dispatched the bottle. Unfortunately his current co habitation was accidentally hit by the bottle a she struggled to get her phone out and dial 911.
Lets not read to much into this poor gentleman's tragedies.
LEAVE MR ZIMMERMAN ALONE