Targets for lone-wolf terrorists boosting Coffeemate and desecrating the flag of the great state of Florida
a deadly mix
We now know that rather than performing an act of racial profiling and assault, Michael Foster was protecting a McDonald's from the clear and present danger of a lone-wolf terrorist attack as well as an attempt to inflict collateral damage on the Florida state flag.
Clarence Daniels (no relation to the man who fiddled with Satan) was obviously being suspicious by carrying a list of demands for dangerous substances including partially hydrogenated soybean and/or cottonseed oil (a.k.a. Trans-Fats).
Being a man of slight build, although wearing white socks with brown shoes, Daniels made the fashion mistake of holstering his gun standing up when exiting his car to avoid gunfail while ignorant people were in the area - a higher probability in the case of WalMart who routinely allows RVs to park in its lots. Daniels had apparently forgotten what he had learned in his CCW permit class "Be aware of your surroundings".
Foster spotted Daniels and apparently thought LGBT terrorists were being aided by a man who only wanted to put some cream in someone's coffee which the married Daniels thought was a part of the bonds of marital bliss, only Foster thought he heard "bombs", and plastique at that!
Daniels has learned his lesson and will only scream هل لديك حليب ؟ (got milk?) upon entering Walmarts from now on.
If the fact that the oil is mixed with metal AND THEN WE CONSUME IT doesn’t gross you out, the molecular structure of the oil in this new state has a closer resemblance to plastic than oil. In fact, you only have to change one molecule in order for this “oil” to become plastic! http://dontwastethecrumbs.com/...
shoeless Clarence Daniels wearing his signature dark glasses being led away from the WalMart
Man shopping for coffee creamer at Walmart attacked by vigilante for carrying gun he was legally permitted to have
From the Walmart parking lot at 11110 Causeway Boulevard, Michael Foster, 43, of Lithia had watched Daniels, 62, take from his car the handgun — for which he holds a concealed carry permit — and place it on his hip underneath his coat, Hillsborough sheriff's deputies reported.
As Daniels entered the store, a label for the coffee creamer in his pocket in case he forgot the brand, Foster tackled him to the ground and placed him in a choke hold, sheriff's spokesman Larry McKinnon said.
"He's got a gun!" deputies said Foster shouted.
"I have a permit!" Daniels yelled back multiple times, McKinnon said.
The men struggled and were separated until law enforcement arrived on scene just before noon. Foster was arrested and charged with battery.
good guy with a firm sense of his own righteousness tackles a potential coffee creamer terrorist