I know my rights, young man.
Meanwhile,
in the various states:
A Virginia lawmaker who spends his nights in jail is opposing a measure aimed at keeping pornography out of the hands of inmates.
Del. Joe Morrissey, a Democrat who coincidentally is serving time for contributing to the delinquency of a minor, says that there's a constitutional issue here. He's probably right. We're going to laugh anyway because let's face it, we're terrible people.
As an aside, I really think more of our state legislators need to cast their votes from jail. Just on general principle. It'd probably build character or something.