"It's Obama's fault!"
You've all heard about the #47Traitors (or is that #49Traitors now? Someday I'll get a Twitter account) but you probably haven't heard why they became treasonous dickwads.
On the way to pick my son up from school I heard Senator Yertle talking on NPR about why they had no choice. You see the problem, according to Mitch McChinless, is that Obama is being mean to the Senate and not telling them letting them dictate what will be in the agreement with Iran.
You see? Clearly they had no other options. If only Obama bent over, licked their boots, and kissed their asses then everything would've be fine. So glad we got that all cleared up.