I took that picture of the wedding party and their families. Then your brother George told me that the tall, skinny guy on the right is your husband's gay cousin. So I photoshopped him out, since graven images of homosexuals violate my religious beliefs.
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I want a partial refund of my Netflix subscription, because it offers Orange Is the New Black.
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I think you're wearing that earring on the lobe that means you're gay. No, I won't process your checking account withdrawal.
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I backed into your car because you had a rainbow flag bumper sticker. Now you can't tell what it was.
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I saw you two ladies hold hands under the table. Give me back that pizza, pay up and get out. The tip will be added to your bill.
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You like Ellen? That's it. I'm unfriending you.
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No, I don't want the Harvey Milk stamp. Charlton Heston or a flag, or the Purple Heart one; anything but that San Francisco guy.
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Yes, I burned all the Allen Ginsberg books I took out of the library; I'm exercising my religious freedom.
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I don't care how cheap the potato chips are. We're not shopping at Wal-Mart anymore.